Twilight Newborns

The transformation is painful (A Twilight Series fansite and podcast)

Renasty Award – Kristen Stewart

As we discussed in Episode 68.5, we gave Kristen Stewart a Renasty Award for cheating on Rob. She was kinda pissed when she received it, you guys.

Episode 50: Newbornman is the man your man could smell like

In episode 50, we talk about Stephenie Meyer’s Illustrated Guide and closeted vampires. It’s the 50th episode, yo! Intro “Breaking Dawn is Hard to Do” as a parody of “Breaking Up is Hard to Do” Twilight News The Eclipse DVD release date is  December 4th, 2010 Little, Brown Books for Young Readers will release The […]

Episode 22: I don’t prison

The Twilight Newborns discuss the city of Forks and give an interpretive reading of Eclipse open casting script. Intro The 10 Commandments on How to Act Around Robert Thomas-Pattinson Twilight News Happy Birthday to Edward Cullen –  June 20, 1901. Edward turns 108. US Weekly to publish a Twilight-dedicated magazine on June 26 (See more […]

Renasty Award Winner: New Moon Trailer Reaction

In episode 21, we have out a Renasty Award to the YouTuber above for bringing shame and disgrace to the Twilight Fandom. Don’t get us wrong, we were so excited to watch the New Moon teaser trailer that premiered at the MTV Movie Awards. But the cussing and Tay-Bait leering were a bit much for […]

Episode 21: Nuclear Meltdown of Awkward

In episode 21, the Twilight Newborns discuss the MTV Movie Awards, true love and Cullen household pets Intro Twilight mad libs from Twilight Novel Novice from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, pages 267-68 Twilight News Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth story about being Dr. Cullen at home. (See more at IMDB) MTV 2009 Movie Awards (See […]

Episode 9: Tickle Me Edward

In Episode 9, the Twilight Newborns discuss Kristen Stewart’s non-Oscar appearance and imprinting. Intro Pocket Edward (aka Edward Cullen action figure), so named by Lauren’s Bite blog. Twilight News Robert Pattinson appearance at the Oscars. “It’s more organized. At Twilight premieres, you think you’re going to die.” (See Pattinson Online) Kristen Stewart’s non-appearance at the […]

Episode 6: Cheeseburger…awesome

In episode 6, the Twilight Newborns compare Edward Cullen to  Jim Halpert of NBC’s The Office and discuss New Moon taglines. Intro An offering to Chris Weitz from The Newborns  of an experimental soundtrack for New Moon. Twilight News Catherine Hardwicke’s Twilight: Director’s Notebook out March 17 (See Amazon) New Moon teaser trailer on Blu-ray […]

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