Episode 69: Fade to Grey
In episode 69, we discuss the continued fallout from Kristen and Rob’s breakup and our review of the 50 Shades of Grey Trilogy by EL James. Twilight News Continued fall-out from Robsten scandel: From People.com: “Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Deserve Fans’ ‘Respect’: Director” Robert Pattinson begins press junket for promote new movie, “Cosmopolis.” See […]
Episode 62 : Breaking Dawn Part 1 Movie Review – Go Get an Island
The Twilight Newborns review the Breaking Dawn Part 1 movie! In this ‘cast, we discuss: Wedding Bella’s dress The Denali Clan Killer Edward Jacob at the wedding Wolves fights The Pregnancy The Edwardian Caesarian Renasty & Baby Imprinting The Volturi The Charlie Swan Fan Club – “I know. I’m hot.” Honeymoon Edward vs Pregnancy Edward The […]
Episode 48: You can’t put deodorant on marble
In episode 48, the Twilight Newborns discuss the Teen Choice Awards and Bella’s Daddy’s issues Intro The Motorcycle Song – Arlo Guthrie Twilight News Vampires Suck opens this weekend (Official movie website) Rob Pattinson is #1 on Glamour’s 50 Sexist Men list. Taylor Launter is #2. (Read more at twilightish.com) Hillywood Show trailer for Eclipse […]
Contest Runner-up: Cari
Cari was a runner-up in our essay contest: ““What do the Teams mean to you?” Read her essay here! By Cari: What Team Edward means to me…. What being on Team Edward means I am cheering for him and believe he should get to be with Bella. I know Jacob is the logical choice but […]
Contest Runner-up: Katy
Katy from Northern Ireland was a runner-up in our essay contest: ““What do the Teams mean to you?” Read her essay here! By Katy: Jacob Black is a werewolf, with tanned skin, brown eyes, very tall and a kind personality. Edward Cullen is a vampire, pale, marble like skin, golden eyes, and very protective. I […]
Song parodies: Twilight Time, Total Eclipse of the Heart
Here are the latest song parodies from the Twilight Newborns. Twilight Time (from episode 24) Whenever you’re feeling good and horny. Its Twilight time. Grab your books and a big salami Its Twilight time. Draw yourself a bath cuz Edward’s got the goods Together at last Its Twilight time. Total Eclipse of the Heart (from […]
Bella Cheatin’ Songs
In episode 20, we talk about songs Bella might like as she is waffling between Team Edward and Team Jacob. The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia – Vicki Lawrence Another Man Loved Me Last Night – Loretta Lynn All I Wanna Do – Heart Straight Tequila Night – John Anderson She Just Started […]
Episode 20: Love Pattz
In episode 20, the Twilight Newborns discuss Bella’s kiss with Jacob and Top 5 Bella cheating songs. Intro Newborns sing “Peeps in Rainy Places”– spoof of Garth Brooks’ “Friends in Low Places” Twilight News MTV Movie Awards to be aired May 31, 2009 New Moon trailer – See Entertainment Tonight for a sneak preview Robert […]
Episode 10: Can’t Shake Carlisle
In episode 10, the Twilight Newborns discuss Bella’s super vampire powers and the Cullens’ Oscar Night. Intro Local TV news from Forks, WA Twilight News More Kristen Stewart interviews (KStew Apology-gate) (See E! Online Exclusive) Twilight board game is being released (See product details at Amazon) Need for a Twilight video game Twilight DVD update […]
