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Episode 37: Flirty Girl Fit Your Way Into His Heart

Posted on | February 8, 2010 | 4 Comments

In episode 37, we discuss psychic vampires and the Hope For Haiti Telethon.


Twilight News

Newborn News

Meat of the Discussion: Psychic Vampires

  • A psychic vampire is a person or being who feeds off the life force of other living creatures
  • Wikipedia entry on Psychic Vampires
  • Different than sanguinarians (blood drinkers)
  • Is Edward both a sanguarian and psychic vampire?

Bonus Links: The Shake Weight (See more at and Flirty Girl Fitness (See more at

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4 Responses to “Episode 37: Flirty Girl Fit Your Way Into His Heart”

  1. Kari
    February 9th, 2010 @ 4:07 pm

    great show. i think im your biggest fan! as your biggest fan i have a request; please, Please PLEASE let me be on an show with you?! i will be going home to michigan may 5th- june 6 and i am going to stalk you guys. what part of ohio are you in? not that far a drive from detroit.

  2. Luxie
    February 10th, 2010 @ 1:04 pm

    Hey M&C! Just listened to the ‘cast this morn.. and woah… you cheeky monkeys you!!! You out did yourselves this time around I think *LOL*

    Seriously every time I listen to your ‘cast, I laugh out loud — I’m serious.. I have to control myself and keep my laugh to a minimum so people don’t think I’m nuts and give me strange looks when I’m walking the dogs.

    Of all the Twi girls.. who do you think would love to get their flirty girl fit on?

    I’m thinking Rosalie would be the most into it… She’d like struttin’ her stuff ’round. Definitely couldn’t see Bella stripper-sizing… and like you guys said, Edward just would not approve. Hell, I could even see Emmett getting his flirty girl fit on before Bella… even the chronically tense, Jasper! *LOL*

    Ooh ooh that could your guys’ next poll:

    Who’d get their flirty girl fit (stripper-size) on first?????

    (Because he’s already got the porn ‘statche .. he might as well do some stripper-aerobics.. & it’ll be good to work off that Vitamin R)

    (She’s an attention whore!.. Of course she’d do some stripper-sizing… With a life as long as her’s, I’d bet money she’s probably already done the REAL thing!)

    (She wants to surprise Edward and add a little spiciness to the bedroom… Anyway, its what all the other vampire MILF’s are doin’)

    (She’d have a blast just going shopping for the latest slutty stripper-size gear)

    (’cause he’s up for anything physical and probably end up being really competitive ’bout it)

    (He really needs to let loose and let his inner slutty girl out)

    (Because he wants you to see what’s under his Volturi robe)

    (She’s looking for a new hobby .. She’s sick of renovating houses.. just so Rosalie & Emmett can distroy them overnight)

    (He’s a hot doc .. he might as well be a hot doc that strips)

    (Jacob is looking good these days and he’s looking for something that’ll give him that extra edge to tantalize & seduce Bella)

    (well he probably has the IQ of a stripper… why not)

  3. Lara
    February 17th, 2010 @ 10:54 am

    Melissa and Christen,
    You two need to STOP IT!!! You are so FUNNY you are making me LOL at work and my coworkers are giving me funny looks. Then every time I actually try to focus on my work you say something hilarious and I have to rewind the player a bit and listen again.

    Actually, I changed my mind. DON’T STOP! Your podcast is way too funny and makes my work day way more interesting! I’m sorry you and Dej miss the sun. It’s usually sunny in my neck of the woods, so I’ll send you a few rays of sunshine!

  4. Poll: The Forks Stripper Workout : Twilight Newborns
    February 24th, 2010 @ 7:02 am

    […] So Episode 37 went to…uh, bad places…after we started talking about Flirty Girl Fitness… ya know, the ’stripper pole’ workout. So Luxie, Fan of the Week Emeritus, offered this poll (or pole) to all you Twilight fans! LOL! The Flirty Girl Fitness workout did wonders for the Wolf Pack! […]

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