Newborn song: Forks Noel
Here are our lyrics from Episode 34‘s intro, Forks Noel. Dashing all thru Forks in a beat-up Chevy truck I’ll pass that silver Volvo And make him eat my dust Past Charlie’s old house Then out past Forks High School (Go Spartans!) Drop some gifts off at the Cullens And head out to the res […]
Poll: Gifts in a box
You’ve made your Christmas list, but what you really want isn’t on it… until now! Take a moment to answer our poll, “Who’s dick in a box do you want for Christmas?” and maybe Santa will bring you an extra special present to unwrap. First, the gifts: And now the poll: And a little merry […]
Episode 34: You just got Weitzed
In episode 34, the Twilight Newborns discuss New Moon listener reactions. Intro – Forks Noel, a parody of Jingles Bells Twilight News New Moon: New Moon hits Estimated international cumulative is now up to $243 million (see more at NewMoonMovie.org)ï€ http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/11/new-moon-tops-473-7-worldwide/ Chris Weitz choose the color of the Volvo to be black to look different than […]
Poll: New Moon smack talk
How to Be: Songs in order of the movie
I know this is sort of random, but I put the songs from Robert Pattinson’s movie, How to Be (2008), in the order they appear in the film. There is a spoiler-free list followed by a list describing where the song appears in the film. Â All songs appear on the soundtrack of How To Be, […]
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