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Renasty Award: NYC Shame

Posted on | June 16, 2009 | 4 Comments

RenastyAwardOh, boy.

It breaks our heart to have to give out TWO Renasty Awards in one week.  But we do what we must.

Robert Pattinson was “mobbed” by a group of fans on Monday while on location in New York City filming his next movie, Remember Me. But, while we refrain from using the word “attacked,” it definitely ain’t good how out of control these fans got around RoBear.

So to nip these Renasty Awards in the bud, we’ve provided The Ten Commandants of How to Act Around Robert Thomas-Pattinson:

  1. Thou shall not jump on or bear hug Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  2. Thou shall not whine, beg or plead with Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  3. Thou shall not pull the clothes of or touch the Ray-Bans of Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  4. Honor Robert Thomas-Pattinson
  5. Thou shall not chase Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  6. Thou shall not get up in the grill of Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  7. Remember who you are when around Robert Thomas-Pattinson
  8. Thou shall not ask for a neck bite from Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  9. Thou shall not wear Holly Hobbie headwear around Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  10. Thou shall obey the beefy arms of the security detail of Robert Thomas-Pattinson
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UPDATE: The first video I had embedded here was taken down so I added another version. Hopefully this one will be up a while.

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4 Responses to “Renasty Award: NYC Shame”

  1. Lara
    June 17th, 2009 @ 12:33 pm

    Bummer! Can’t see the video. But thanks for the commandments, we need to pass on to the rest of the Twilight Universe! “Step Off Ladies!” We don’t want our Golden Boy injured!!

  2. Melissa
    June 17th, 2009 @ 7:04 pm

    thanks, lara! i updated the video so hopefully that one will stay around. And for real, we don’t want our RPattz hurt! He’s precious cargo.

  3. mabeswife
    June 19th, 2009 @ 11:08 am

    “6. Thou shall not get up in the grill of Robert Thomas-Pattinson.”

    “9. Thou shall not wear Holly Hobbie headwear around Robert Thomas-Pattinson.”

    Love this…

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    June 21st, 2009 @ 7:42 pm

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