The Forker: A song parody

Posted on | May 1, 2009 | No Comments

In episode 16, we sang a parody of the Steve Miller Band song, The Joker.

So we wanted to share our lyrics. Enjoy!

The Forker

Some people call me Edward
Some call me the Cullen of Love
Some people call me monster (whistle)
Cuz I drink lots of animal blood

Forks keeps talking about me, baby
saying there’s something wrong
But don’t you worry don’t worry now
don’t worry pretty Bella
Cuz I’m right here right here right here
living at home.

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