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Mr. Pattinson – A Song Parody

Posted on | May 14, 2009 | 2 Comments

Robert Pattinson as Art in How to Be

Hey, Rob! Come jam with us!

There is nothing like taking a sweet song and abusing it for our own desires, which is what happened to Simon and Garfunkel’s “Mrs. Robinson” on our last podcast (Episode 18).

I’m sure Paul Simon would agree our lyrics are much better.

“Mr. Pattinson”

And here’s to you, Mr. Pattinson
Newborns love you more
than we can say
Hey, hey, hey

Come visit please, Mr. Pattinson
You can even use
our microwave
Hey, hey, hey
hey, hey, hey!

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2 Responses to “Mr. Pattinson – A Song Parody”

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