Dejeuner flys to Italy, takes on secret identity
Posted on | May 26, 2009 | 5 Comments
Now we know why Déjeuner is nowhere to be found! He has skipped the country and has flown to the Mediterranean to try to catch up to his BFF Robert Pattinson as the New Moon cast starts their Italian shoot at Montepulciano.

Dej makes his European debut in Crete. May God protect them.
Darn that goat!
We’ve should have known Dej has been working the phones behind our backs and hitched a ride with Chris, our Fan of the Week Emeritus from Las Vegas.
We love Chris, so we’re hoping that Dej plays it cool while he’s travelling the globe. We just don’t have the funds to bail him out if he gets thrown into Italian prigione. That’s prison for the rest of us.
The Italians don’t mess around. Especially with goats. Cuz they eat goats.
And apparently, Dej has absorbed the culture so much, he insists on being called Pranzo while he’s there. Of course, pranzo means lunch in Italian. And that is what he’s going to be when he gets backs to us Newborns.
Stay tuned as Pranzo as he makes his way around Italy. And keep our fingers crossed for a Pranzo/Rob encounter!

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May 27th, 2009 @ 6:27 am
I’m surprised Pocket Edward didn’t go with him.
May 27th, 2009 @ 8:03 am
[…] you know Dejeuner, urr, Pranzo, has skipped out on the Midwest and has flown to Italy for a little vacay. It just so happens that he’s there […]
May 27th, 2009 @ 7:05 pm
Where did the name Pranzo come from? I’m confused. Did he get re-baptized on a previous podcast?
May 27th, 2009 @ 7:06 pm
ohh nevermind…lunch…got it!
May 27th, 2009 @ 7:16 pm
No problem! Dej is temperamental these days….working on trying to ‘find’ himself. 😀