Episode 20: Love Pattz

In episode 20, the Twilight Newborns discuss Bellaâ€™s kiss with Jacob and Top 5 Bella cheating songs. Intro Newborns sing “Peeps in Rainy Places”â€“ spoof of Garth Brooksâ€™Â “Friends in Low Places” Twilight News MTV Movie Awards to be aired May 31, 2009 New Moon trailer â€“ See Entertainment Tonight for a sneak preview Robert […]

Dejeuner’s Italy Adventure: Montepulciano

Just in from Chris, our Fan of the Week Emeritus who was visiting Montepulciano, Italy, this week: “I got to Montepulciano before shooting began.Â The town is so pretty!Â The square was outfitted with red banners, and extras in red cloaks.Â I saw the procession of extras get all together and organized. “I think I […]

Dejeuner’s Italy Adventure: Twilight Shame Edition

So you know Dejeuner, urr, Pranzo, has skipped out on the Midwest and has flown to Italy for a little vacay. It just so happens that he’s there during the Italian production of the New Moon movie. Lucky goat. But Pranzo has been instructed to play it cool. Exact directives: Do not act ANYTHING like […]

Dejeuner flys to Italy, takes on secret identity

Now we know why DÃ©jeuner is nowhere to be found! He has skipped the country and has flown to the MediterraneanÂ to try to catch up to his BFF Robert Pattinson as the New Moon cast starts their Italian shoot at Montepulciano. Darn that goat! We’ve should have known Dej has been working the phones […]

Poll: New Moon Poster

Sexy Vampire IT Guy

Dear Newborn Army, We’ve been busy updating our website due to some technical difficulties. We have our suspicions about Dej since he’s NOWHERE to be found. Edward has been busy figuring it all out. But of course, he did and now we are back up. If you see anything our little vampire handyman might have […]

Episode 19: Too Many HotPockets

In episode 19, the Twilight Newborns discuss the graduation scene in Eclipse and possible Bella college majors. Intro Hot Pockets test kitchen Twilight News MTV Movie Awards voting until May 27, event is May 31. (See MTV) Volterra filming will happen Montepulciano, Italy, starting at the end of May. 1,500 extras casted. (See NewMoonMovie.com) Rob […]

Poll: Summertime!

Mr. Pattinson – A Song Parody

There is nothing like taking a sweet song and abusing it for our own desires, which is what happened to Simon and Garfunkelâ€™s â€œMrs. Robinsonâ€ on our last podcast (Episode 18). Iâ€™m sure Paul Simon would agree our lyrics are much better. “Mr. Pattinson” And hereâ€™s to you, Mr. Pattinson Newborns love you more than […]