Rob’s Mega-Do Breakdown
Posted on | March 10, 2009 | 6 Comments
Robert Pattinson’s unruly locks ain’t no big thang. Okay. We’re lying through our venom-infused teeth. The Pattinson Mega-Do is a huge deal many Twilight fans. And for us too. Here is a recent trajectory of his man mane.

Cullen Coiffure
Edward Cullen’s two greatest desires, his love for Bella and his thirst for her blood, are symbolized in his gelled hair-sculpture. Divided in three parts, his mega-do collides in opposing views, cresting in an apex of wholesomeness.

Free-Range Rob Locks
Here, as you can see, Robert’s precious hair has been parted in the center and styled with waves splashing up. He drives surfers crazy with that curl.

4-H Hair
The season of sheep shearing came early when Robert got his hair cut short in December 2008. Mysteriously fresh, freeing and fiber friendly.

Dirty Do
But no matter the state of Robert’s mega-do, the beanie seems to be the most likely cake topper he’ll be sporting. <sad face>


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March 10th, 2009 @ 5:53 am
Honestly, he could rock it (and me) bald.
March 10th, 2009 @ 7:29 am
Gawd, I hate that beanie. He’s so hot and that ugly thing just takes away from the beauty that is his face. The other three are good. “4-H Hair” cracks me up.
March 10th, 2009 @ 7:13 pm
OH ROB!!! …sigh…I think he looks awesome either way. I volunteer to play with his hair to find the best look for him
😀
March 10th, 2009 @ 9:11 pm
Oh any way he likes it, I like it. But if I had to choose, I choose the free range!
October 12th, 2009 @ 7:48 am
i think he looks gorge, specially in twilight soo if i had to pick, i would definetly choose the cullen coiffure 1!!! although the 4-H make me laugh loads!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
August 15th, 2010 @ 11:03 am
Edward is so gorgeous, and i am obsessed with twilight and am for team Edward all the way, and i voted for Cullen Coiffure cuszz i LOVE Rob in Twilight 😀 Twilight Status : OBSESSED! 😀