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New Moon taglines

Posted on | February 10, 2009 | 6 Comments

In our Episode 6 podcast, we wrote up some…ahem…awesome New Moon taglines. Feel free to use, Chris Weitz!

  • New Moon: Where’s Edward?
  • New Moon: What smells like dog?
  • New Moon: A Whole New Set of Freaks
  • New Moon: The Most Significant Birthday of All
  • New Moon: Eurotrip!
  • New Moon: Take it or leave it
  • New Moon: Just to hear your voice…
  • New Moon: Can’t Hardly Wait
  • New Moon: He’s closer than you think
  • New Moon: The saddest after-school special you’ll ever see
  • New Moon: Two Hours of Bella Whining
  • New Moon: Love the one you’re with
  • New Moon: This is your chance, Mike Newton
  • New Moon: Girl, interrupted
  • New Moon: Will their love survive? Will they?
  • New Moon: This better be good, Chris Weitz.
  • New Moon: There’s more than one way to kill a vampire…
  • New Moon: Things evolve. (And we mean Jacob here)
  • and of course….. New Moon: WHERE IS EDWARD!!!

What New Moon taglines (either silly or serious) would you pitch to Chris?

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6 Responses to “New Moon taglines”

  1. jolene
    February 10th, 2009 @ 9:13 pm

    I had to pick myself up off of the floor to respond. I seriously love your list. My favorite has to be: Two hours of Bella whining. oh, and: This better be good, Chris Weitz.
    this was great!

  2. Melissa
    February 12th, 2009 @ 8:17 pm

    Thanks, jolene! The only thing better would be Three Hours of Bella Whining 🙂

  3. mariana
    March 6th, 2009 @ 9:40 pm

    hahahahaha this is your chance mike newton that’s awesome

  4. kat
    May 4th, 2009 @ 1:03 pm

    lol. I love new moon: this is your chance mike newton. Hilarious list. even better listening to you guys do it.

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