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Renasty Award – Kristen Stewart

Posted on | August 11, 2012 | No Comments

Why Oh Why Oh, did you have to cheat on Rob?

As we discussed in Episode 68.5, we gave Kristen Stewart a Renasty Award for cheating on Rob.

She was kinda pissed when she received it, you guys.

KStew, you’ve been renastied!

Episode 68.5: Sisterwives for Rob

Posted on | August 6, 2012 | 4 Comments

It's a Twilight Newborns Car Cast!


In episode 68.5, we discuss the relationship and breakup of Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in a special Car Cast Scandal Edition.

Twilight News

  • Holy Crap! Kristen cheats on Rob. Paparazzi stalks her and snaps photos.  KStew issues apology. RPatz moves out of their house and takes their dog. Studio says Breaking Dawn Part 2 will be released as scheduled. Kittens cry. Read the “Complete History of Robsten at E! Online”.
  • Listen as we break it all down for you!

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P.S. Sorry for the bad audio! Don’t drive and cast, kids.

Episode 68: Ironman versus Edward

Posted on | June 13, 2012 | No Comments

Ironman versus Edward

Dude! You read Fiddy Shades of Grey too???

In episode 68, we discuss Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson’s appearance at Cannes and review Rob’s movie, Bel Ami.


  • A parody of “Brick House” by The Commodores

Twilight News

Newborn News

Meat of the Discussion: A review of the film, Bel Ami

  • See the official website for the film
  • Starring Robert Pattinson, Uma Thurman, Krisin Scott Thomas, Christina Ricci and Colm Meaney
  • Synopsis: Bel Ami is the story of Georges Duroy, who travels through 1890s Paris, from cockroach ridden garrets to opulent salons, using his wits and powers of seduction to rise from poverty to wealth, from a prostitute’s embrace to passionate trysts with wealthy beauties, in a world where politics and media jostle for influence, where sex is power and celebrity an obsession.
  • Which actress do we think Rob has the best on-screen chemistry with?

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Episode 67: Snow White & the Hunkman

Posted on | May 20, 2012 | 3 Comments

Hello there, Hunkman!

Hello there, Hunkman!

In episode 67, we discuss Kristen Stewart’s new movie, Snow White and the Huntsman, and who would win in a Jacob/Edward cage match.


  • Pretend We’re Dead by L7

Twilight News

Meat of the Discussion – Who would win in a Jake/Edward cage match

  • What would be the aftermath happen to Bella if Edward had died?
  • Would Bella leave Forks?
  • Would the Cullens feel bad?
  • Would Bella start dating Jake if he killed Edward?

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Episode 66: Can I get you dessert?

Posted on | March 25, 2012 | 2 Comments

In episode 66, we discuss some of the the Breaking Dawn Part I DVD special features and the Hillywood Show’s Breaking Dawn Part I parody.

I'm all the dessert you need, baby


  • Rob and Kristen have a dog named Bear. (See more at the Daily Mail)
  • Peter Fachinelli is getting a divorce from wife Jennie Garth (See more at Reuters)
  • Rob Pattinson’s movie, Bel Ami, is set to be released June 8, 2012. (See more at Twilightish)
  • A young Kristen Stewart gave Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson a pet turtle for his 13th birthday when they starred in Zathura together (see more at
  • Breaking Dawn Part 2 Sneak Peak premiered with Hunger Games. Watch the sneak peak below.

  • The Host is filming and set to be released March 29, 2013. See the official teaser trailer below

Newborn News

We discuss two special features of the Breaking Dawn Part I DVD:

  • Bella and Edward’s Wedding Video
  • Fast Forward Edward and Fast Forward Jacob

Meat of the Discussion – The Hillywood Show’s Breaking Dawn Part I parody

Watch the parody with us!

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Episode 65: Taynapped!

Posted on | February 12, 2012 | No Comments


Taylor can sleep through anything.

In episode 65, we talk about our Breaking Dawn Part 1 DVD Release Party at Target and Rob’s upcoming movie release, Bel Ami .

Twilight News

Newborn News

Meat of the Discussion: DVD Release Party at Target

  • Target versus Walmart – The Dilemma
  • The Target special edition includes a flower from the movie set (See more at the
  • Trying to “out twilight” fellow twilight fans

Fan of the Week – Jody (or JOOOODDDY!!!)

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Newborn Song: Jacob’s Girl

Posted on | January 27, 2012 | No Comments

In episode 64, we take Jacob to task for dating a…uh…baby. Enjoy our lyrics!

Jacob's Girl

Jacob's Girl T available on Cafepress

How I wish that I had Jacob’s girl,
I wish that I had Jacob’s girl
Where can I find a baby like that!

And she’s watching him with those creepy eyes
And she’s lovin’ him with that freak body,
I just know it
Yeah ‘n’ he’s holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

How I wish that I had Jacob’s girl,
I wish that I had Jacob’s girl
Where can I find a baby like that!

Episode 64: Making Flap Jacks

Posted on | January 22, 2012 | No Comments

In episode 64, we discuss the Breaking Dawn Part I impending DVD release and whether Edward can hear animal thoughts.

Pattinson with Pancakes

Mmmmm. Flap jacks make the man.


  • “Jacob’s Girl” – a Twilight Newborns parody of Jessie’s Girl

Twilight News

Newborn News

  • Fan of the Week – Nari

Meat of the Discussion – Edward and animals

  • Edward can read the wolves’ minds – Can he hear all animals thoughts?
  • How does it differ from people’s thoughts?
  • Can he hear the animals thoughts before he kills them?

P.S. The Hillywood Show Breaking Dawn Part I parody is coming out in February. Check out more details on their contest.

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Episode 63: Extra Special New Moon Commentary

Posted on | December 27, 2011 | 1 Comment

Hold me! The Twilight Newborns have done a New Moon Commentary!In episode 63, the Twilight Newborns do their New Moon commentary. Woot!! Listen as we watch the movie!

So get some popcorn and turn on your tube, turn down the volume and watch New Moon with us!

Also continue to share your thoughts on Breaking Dawn with us! We’re going to share the army’s Breaking Dawn reviews in our next podcast. Contact us or write a comment!

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Want more? Listen to our Twilight Commentary!

Episode 62 : Breaking Dawn Part 1 Movie Review – Go Get an Island

Posted on | November 20, 2011 | 7 Comments

Rob waiting for you on Isle Esme

The Twilight Newborns review the Breaking Dawn Part 1 movie! In this ‘cast, we discuss:

  • Wedding
  • Bella’s dress
  • The Denali Clan
  • Killer Edward
  • Jacob at the wedding
  • Wolves fights
  • The Pregnancy
  • The Edwardian Caesarian
  • Renasty & Baby Imprinting
  • The Volturi
  • The Charlie Swan Fan Club – “I know. I’m hot.”
  • Honeymoon Edward vs Pregnancy Edward
  • The Sequel renamed: “The Cottage Part II”
  • Isle Esme
  • The Breaking Dawn after party
  • The Snow White and the Hunstman trailer
  • CNew’s Breaking Dawn premiere outfit

What are your thoughts? Call us! Email us!

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